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I'm NOT sure which Forum to stick these in... So I'll stick all(?) my little jokes and stuff in here...

Hope you all ENJOY them, Please let me know either way...

Yours Jester :jester:

:) :) :) :)

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I was going to call the Topic "Jester's around the Corner"...

But you would just think that I was 'Round the Bend... :)

Yours Jester :jester:

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Here's a little something I thought I'd share with you: (the Doctor say's that it is treatable... :) :))

The 4WM 'A to Z'

Every place should have an A to Z* here's one for 4WM...:)

  1. is for 'Alpha', Our leaders NICKNAME...
  2. is for 'Beta', What better claim to FAME...
  3. is for 'Catastrophe', Which we hope won't HAPPEN...
  4. is for 'Date', On which the site will be READY
  5. is for 'Edward', the name of our TEDDY...
  6. is for 'Four Windows Mobile' it's the very BEST...
  7. is for 'Great', We all need a REST...
  8. is for 'Happy', We've done what was NEEDED...
  9. is for 'Imbibe', I've drunk too much BEER...
  10. is for 'Jester', You'll meet me right HERE...
  11. is for 'Knock', You don't need to, there's no DOOR...
  12. is for 'Love it', more and MORE...
  13. is for 'Mobile', the things we all USE...
  14. is for 'Nickname', the one that we CHOOSE...
  15. is for 'O please let it work, this time...'
  16. is for 'Party', lets raise a big CHEER...
  17. is for 'Questions', it's why we're all HERE...
  18. is for 'Registered', which you really should BE...
  19. is for 'Site', which your all dying to SEE...
  20. is for 'Tekguru', where we all got STARTED...
  21. is for 'Unhappy', now that we've PARTED...
  22. is for 'Victoria', Please don't let her SING...
  23. is for 'Web', round which, all our cheer's will Ring... (when this site is ready)
  24. is for 'X-Rated', which this site is definitely NOT!!!
  25. is for 'Yes', We all like what you've GOT...
  26. is for 'Zone', which this site is definitely IN...

( * for those of you who don't know, it's a 'street map')

Yours Jester :jester:

PS: I couldn't get it all to rhyme, it slips in places... SORRY... :(

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Unneccessary Warning Signs

A Sticker found on the side of a Nuclear Warhead read...

DO NOT DROP

Yours Jester :jester:

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The way I'm posting at the moment, you're likely to get a Joke of the Minute...

But just for you I'll slow down to one a day :)

Yours Jester :jester:

PS: If anybody has any good jokes, or rhymes, please either post them here, or if your too shy and/or don't wish you're name to be attached, them send them to me, and I'll do it 4 you...

(names will not be attached without permission from the sender...)

I Reserves the Right to REFUSE TO POST Any joke that is deemed Offensive,Racist or Sexist in any way...

(Knock, Knock jokes are allowed... If you have a letter from your Mother...)

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You are the nuttiest.

It's my Favorite Choc Bar... How did you Know !!!

Yours Jester :jester:

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Ok, ok. I'm going back into my box.

Why ?, Join in, it's much more FUN!!!

Yours Jester :jester:

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Here it is, Despite Popular Demand, It's...

The Joke of the Day

Q: What is an Optician's Favorite Song :?:

A: I can See clearly Now...

Groanometer : :) :)

Yours Jester :jester:

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