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Cyclist deary deary me....did that cause me a small chortle in the office...tee hee

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Ouch :!: :!: :!:

You guys, have broken the groanometer, so i'll stop using it... :)

Yours Jester :jester:

PS: Joke of the Day will be posted around midnight (uk time)...

If any of you wish to send me your suggestions (jokes only) use the 'Private Messages'...

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If this one got posted twice, then I appologise, I had a few problems with my 'XDA'... :)

And yes, I know I said Midnight, but I thought I'd post early (for Christmas)... :)

:)The Joke of the Day :)

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a 'Light Bulb'... :?:

A: Just one... But if you don't believe me, you can always get a second opinion :)

Yours Jester :jester:

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Q: How many surrealists does to take to change a light bulb?

A: Fish! :wink:

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Paddy is on "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire" and he has reached half a million.

Chris: So, Paddy, this next Question is for a Million pounds so take your time. Remember, if you get it wrong you'll go back down to

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Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.

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Hey Jester,

This is a family friendly site, we need to keep it clean ok?

thanks

Howard

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My Apologies if I've Offended Anyone...

I'd Delete "The Bull and the Milkmaid", if I could but, apparently I cannot, I'll contact one of the others, and get them to do so...

Yours Jester :(

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I've asked 'Windows' to decide the Fate of the "The Bull and the Milkmaid" Post...

Yours Jester :(

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Sorry, No Jokes for Jester, I'm feeling a little Blue, right now... :(

But I should be in the Green, tomorrow... :|

You never know, maybe even tickled Pink... :)

Yours Jester :|

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